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<h1>Plong-isms</h1>
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<li>You Fail!</li>
<li>This one time at fruit...</li>
<li>Hmmm...Lemme think (pause) NO!</li>
<li>If you can't fix it, make it worse; because then you've done something</li>
<li>O.K....Look the other way while I put in my password.</li>
<li>And that's what's on the test...</li>
<li>That's beyond the scope of this class.</li>
<li>It's one thing to be stupid, it's another thing to advertise it.</li>
<li>If all else fails, read the directions.</li>
<li>If it ain't broke, don't fix it.</li>
<li>You are achieving "deferred success".</li>
<li>Did I say that out loud?</li>
<li>How do you eat an elephant ... one bite at a time.</li>
<li>Try the easy stuff first.</li>
<li>Stop! Think about it! Don't do it!</li>
<li>I need some DEW!!</li>
<li>You don't have to do your classwork, but you will defer your success.</li>
<li>It's not my job to make a horse drink, but to put salt in his oats to make him thirsty.</li>
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[SIDE NOTE: Unfortunately the Internet Archives (Wayback Machine) didn't capture this page so I can only speculate what it looked like but the list of "Plong-isms" are here and that is what is important.]
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