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diff --git a/plongisms_etal.htm b/plongisms_etal.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d757e6b --- /dev/null +++ b/plongisms_etal.htm @@ -0,0 +1,158 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> + +<html> +<head></script> +<!-- End Wayback Rewrite JS Include --> + + <title>Plongisms.com</title> + <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="./style.css"> +</head> + +<body bottommargin="0" background="./img/background.jpg"> +<a href="/index.html"> +<table border="3" width="100%" id="table1" bordercolor="#003300"> + <tr> + <td width="100%"> + <img src="./Top.jpeg" alt="Sun setting in the mountains" width="100%" height="211" border="0"></td> + </tr> +</table> +</a> + +<table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> +<tr valign="top"> +<td width="100%" background="./img/topbar.jpg"> </td> +</tr> +</table> + +<table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> +<tr valign="top"> + +<td width="201"> +<p align="center"><b><font face="Verdana">Internal Pages</font></b></p> +<p align="center"> + +<font face="Times New Roman"><b><a href="ozpage.htm">The Oz Page</a><br> +<img src="./img/menubar.jpg" width="201" height="11" border="0" alt=""><br> +<a href="plongisms_etal.htm" title="Original file name plongisms_etal.htm">Plongisms</a><br> +<img src="./img/menubar.jpg" width="201" height="11" border="0" alt=""><br> +<a href="dreamweaver_home.htm">My Dreamweaver Page</a><br> +<img src="./img/menubar.jpg" width="201" height="11" border="0" alt=""><br> +My CIW Page</b></font></p> +<p align="center"> +<b><font face="Times New Roman"><a href="leadership_rabun.htm">Leadership Rabun</a></font></b><br> +<img src="./img/menubar.jpg" width="201" height="11" border="0" alt=""><br> +<!--------------------------------------------------------------------------> +</p> +<p align="center"><b><font face="Verdana">Links</font></b></p> +<p align="center"> +<font face="Times New Roman"><b> +<a href="https://www.northgatech.edu/">North Georgia +Tech</a><img src="./img/menubar.jpg" width="201" height="11" border="0" alt=""></b></font></p><p align="center"> +<font face="Times New Roman"><b> +<img src="./img/menubar.jpg" width="201" height="11" border="0" alt=""></b></font></td> + +<td width="100%"> + <table width="100%" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" border="0"> + <tr valign="top"> + <td> +<!----- content, insert text and content below ------------------------------------------> +<h2><font face="Verdana">Welcome to Plongisms.com</font></h2> + +<script language="JavaScript"> +<!-- This script and many more are available free online at --> +<!-- The JavaScript Source!! http://javascript.internet.com --> +<!-- Original: Andy Angrick/Mike Barone --> +<!-- Web Site: http://www.cgiscript.net/datetoday.htm --> +<!-- Begin +// Get today's current date. +var now = new Date(); + +// Array list of days. +var days = new Array('Sunday','Monday','Tuesday','Wednesday','Thursday','Friday','Saturday'); + +// Array list of months. +var months = new Array('January','February','March','April','May','June','July','August','September','October','November','December'); + +// Calculate the number of the current day in the week. +var date = ((now.getDate()<10) ? "0" : "")+ now.getDate(); + +// Calculate four digit year. +function fourdigits(number) { + return (number < 1000) ? number + 1900 : number; + } + +// Join it all together +today = days[now.getDay()] + ", " + + months[now.getMonth()] + " " + + date + ", " + + (fourdigits(now.getYear())) ; + +// Print out the data. +document.write("Today is " +today+ "."); +// End --> +</script> + +<h1>Plong-isms</h1> +<ol> + <li>You Fail!</li> + <li>This one time at fruit...</li> + <li>Hmmm...Lemme think (pause) NO!</li> + <li>If you can't fix it, make it worse; because then you've done something</li> + <li>O.K....Look the other way while I put in my password.</li> + <li>And that's what's on the test...</li> + <li>That's beyond the scope of this class.</li> + <li>It's one thing to be stupid, it's another thing to advertise it.</li> + <li>If all else fails, read the directions.</li> + <li>If it ain't broke, don't fix it.</li> + <li>You are achieving "deferred success".</li> + <li>Did I say that out loud?</li> + <li>How do you eat an elephant ... one bite at a time.</li> + <li>Try the easy stuff first.</li> + <li>Stop! Think about it! Don't do it!</li> + <li>I need some DEW!!</li> + <li>You don't have to do your classwork, but you will defer your success.</li> + <li>It's not my job to make a horse drink, but to put salt in his oats to make him thirsty.</li> +</ol> + +[SIDE NOTE: Unfortunately the Internet Archives (Wayback Machine) didn't capture this page so I can only speculate what it looked like but the list of "Plong-isms" are here and that is what is important.] + +<br> +<br><br><br><br><br><br> +<br><br><br><br><br><br><br> +<p align="center"> +</p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> +</td> + +</tr> +</table> + +</body> +</html> + +<!-- + FILE ARCHIVED ON 01:40:46 Feb 08, 2011 AND RETRIEVED FROM THE + INTERNET ARCHIVE ON 04:59:28 Dec 14, 2021. + JAVASCRIPT APPENDED BY WAYBACK MACHINE, COPYRIGHT INTERNET ARCHIVE. + + ALL OTHER CONTENT MAY ALSO BE PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT (17 U.S.C. + SECTION 108(a)(3)). +--> +<!-- + FILE ARCHIVED AND PUT LIVE AGAIN ON DEC 14, 2021 HOSTED BY BEN SANDERS +--> +<!-- +playback timings (ms): + captures_list: 384.936 + exclusion.robots: 0.136 + exclusion.robots.policy: 0.13 + RedisCDXSource: 0.513 + esindex: 0.004 + LoadShardBlock: 364.46 (3) + PetaboxLoader3.datanode: 328.86 (4) + CDXLines.iter: 18.012 (3) + PetaboxLoader3.resolve: 110.01 (2) + load_resource: 873.904 +-->
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