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Plong-isms

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  1. You Fail!
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  2. This one time at fruit...
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  3. Hmmm...Lemme think (pause) NO!
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  4. If you can't fix it, make it worse; because then you've done something
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  5. O.K....Look the other way while I put in my password.
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  6. And that's what's on the test...
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  7. That's beyond the scope of this class.
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  8. It's one thing to be stupid, it's another thing to advertise it.
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  9. If all else fails, read the directions.
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  10. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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  11. You are achieving "deferred success".
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  12. Did I say that out loud?
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  13. How do you eat an elephant ... one bite at a time.
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  14. Try the easy stuff first.
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  15. Stop! Think about it! Don't do it!
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  16. I need some DEW!!
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  17. You don't have to do your classwork, but you will defer your success.
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  18. It's not my job to make a horse drink, but to put salt in his oats to make him thirsty.
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+ +[SIDE NOTE: Unfortunately the Internet Archives (Wayback Machine) didn't capture this page so I can only speculate what it looked like but the list of "Plong-isms" are here and that is what is important.] + +
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